OMG! I’m so upset and happy!

I hope there's a prenup, poor Joey could end up really poor.

His hairline’s been trying to divorce him for years now.

He is morphing into the guy from V for Vendetta

Finally, he is going to embrace his gay side, queen and all. Bravo Joey, welcome to the team.

He always looks like he would be the hottest fuck.

[Quote] Bravo Joey, welcome to the team.

No.

Every picture I see of him screams GAY!

Just because you want him to be gay doesn’t mean he is gay. Welcome to real life.

Seems weird to come into a gay website and berate someone for saying that a celebrity screams GAY. I notice it happening a lot lately, so I wonder if another anti-gay nut has found datalounge.

It’s about being honest. Just because you’re gay doesn’t mean everyone else is nor does it give you the right to spread lies about someone’s sexuality

Unless you know Joey personally, you are in no position to be "honest" about his personal life. I think you're overacting to the comment.

[quote] Unless you know Joey personally, you are in no position to be "honest" about his personal life.

What a stupid comment to post on a gossip forum.

I’m happy because a divorce makes him morally accessible for me to ass fuck.

[quote] I hope there's a prenup, poor Joey could end up really poor.

Word on the street is that he's been poor for many years. I know it doesn't prove anything but the net worth sites say he's only worth $250 thousand. His next youngest brother Matthew is far richer than him, at $4 million.

Poor Gimme a Break is feeling lonely and forgotten.

Trump supporter so ...next.

He used to be so attractive and now he looks like a twit.

P.S. Twenty responses and nobody thought to say "WHOA"? This place is slipping...

Enough of us on here are gay to know when someone is in the closet. If that’s where’s he comfortable, so be it... but I Know a leather daddy when I see one

The boy needs work. Won't someone please help the boy find work?

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He and his brothers need to do a revival of their sitcom Brotherly Love. Give Joey and Matt a ton of shirtless scenes.

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Just when I thought he was black.

His brother Matt is gorgeous and seems more intelligent and sweet than Joey.

Wasn't the blond guy one of the bullies from [italic]Hocus Pocus[/italic]?

What happened to him? He used to be so hot. In the 90s I was is lust with him.

Joey looked plastic, Andy gained weight, Matt is the only one who kept his looks

Matt pinged more to me than Joey. When he was a teen heartthrob, he had major gayface. But I agree, he hasn't lost his looks at all. And he's not a bad singer. Surprised he hasn't moved over to musical theater.

I’ve seen less sculpted eyebrows and preening on drag queens.

Andy used to be hot but he gained weight or didn't age well. He was chubby as a kid but lost a lot of weight but seemed to gain it back. He has a band and is a good musician too like his brothers.

R34 Hair looks so stupid but his face is still quite pretty.

[Quote] Every picture I see of him screams GAY!

I don't know WHAT you're talking about!

He probably is one of the more famous examples of a Philly accent.

Andrew was very cute in the short lived "Oliver Beene."

Girl Meets World dropped the ball when they didn't have Eric and Jack come out as gay lovers. They had more chemistry than Corey and Topanga and that Rachel girl was just added to make Jack and Eric seem more "hetero".

Joey has to keep himself looking good because he made a career out of being a hot guy with muscles, a big butt and overly tight jeans

Then why has he dieted down? He's skinny now. He was slim back then but broad where a broad should be read.

*but broad where a broad should be broad.

I wonder why his music career never took off. His stuff wasn't any worse than the bubblegum New-Jack-Swing from NKOTB, Traci Spencer, Paula Abdul and Jeremy Jordan.

"Sitcom actor" made him uncool.

There's nothing his love can't fix for you, baby

R44 Then 2000s Disney/Nickelodeon stars happened

He needs to make an OnlyFans. He's always been an exhibitionist but for some reason never has taken it all off in any role.

Maybe Joey can live his life as an open bisexual man and have a slutty midlife crisis.

Why did his formerly nice ass disappear?

R50 He and his brothers are half-Sicilian. They have a similar Mediterranean appearance to Ariana Grande, Sal Mineo and Ralph Machhio. Sicilians do have some Afro/Middle Eastern ancestry.

What diet is Joey following? He looks spectacular for 92!

Oh, he's 35? Wow.

Joey was so sexy on Brotherly Love. Matt was cute on there too but he blossomed into his hotness on Boy Meets World.

Brotherly Love completely objectified Joey, it's like they knew horny girls and gays were watching and gave Joey so many shirtless scenes and the tightest shirts and jeans ever. There was even scene where he gets his ass slapped. And this was aired on Disney Channel in reruns.

Did Nickelodeon do the same?

Joey is dumber than a box of rocks. Matthew just did it for the money. Andy is the only one that can act. I liked him on Hawaii Five-O, but there were a few other things before that, that he did well.

Joey. Duh. Call me Joey. Whatever the role is, my name is Joey.

Matt LeBlanc and Joey Lawrence are great at playing dim but hot Italian-American stereotypes named Joey. I liked Matt's short-lived sitcom Top of the Heap because had him in the tightest shirts ever in it. Here's Matt in a low-budget made-for-TV film called Lookin Italian

Andy did a good job playing a blind wrestler in that Disney Channel movie "Going to the Mat"

Do they even have enough money for lawyers? Should we start a Go fund page?

Still hot and recently got married.

There was nothing hotter than Matt in a singlet...nothing.

Andy in Going to the Mat.

Matt was very sexy in this teen movie called Cheats with the very cute Trevor Fehrman (Elias in Clerks 2) as his best friend. He and Trevor's characters were very close and seemed like a gay couple almost.

Boy Meets World had so much eye candy, Will Friedle, Matthew Lawrence and Rider Strong. Will didn't age well though.

Joey lost way too much weight years ago. He looked better beefier.

No one with brains will beat down his hobo door to chase him.

Didn't he file for bankruptcy a few years ago. He always pinged my gaydar.

Joey and that youngest brother both have pop-eyes. Their eyes bulge out as if they have graves disease.

Andy has such a chill and friendly personality more than his brothers. He also doesn't have that Philly accent anymore. Joey seems loud and obnoxious and Matt seems very introverted and shy.

Joey was very pretty for a period of time. Looked like a Caravaggio painting

He bagged a lot of popular teen stars

Every picture I see of him screams FUG!

Screenshot from Brotherly Love

Could you lower the resolution on that a little more, please.

Joey stripping. He should escort for rich Hollywood gays.

Matt is the sexiest of the brothers but isn't into fame or attention like Joey is.

Joey in Melissa & Joey. Also a young Nick Robinson.

He had four successful sitcoms:

Gimme Me A Break

Blossom

Brotherly Love

Melissa & Joey

Yet he's still broke?

R85 Italians are known for not knowing how to handle money.

I just cannot figure out what all he’s done to his face that he looks so bizarre now. He would have looked SO much better if he had just let himself age naturally.

[quote] He would have looked SO much better if he had just let himself age naturally.

He would have not been bankrupt had he not let his ass go. He could've sold it to many wealthy men over the years.

He, John Stamos and Matt LeBlanc were the himbo trinity of the 90s. The 2000s had Seann William Scott, Ashton Kutcher and Zac Efron.

I'll also add Mario Lopez from Saved By The Bell, Michael Cade from California Dreams and Sasha Mitchell from Step by Step as another trinity. All dumb but hot guys.

Mmmmm, Sasha Mitchell...::drools::

Will Friedle, another actor who played himbo Eric in Boy Meets World. Even though the show downplayed his physical attractiveness in later seasons but in the early seasons was a womanizer.

Joey’s response to the divorce: “Woe”

Whatever happened to Joey’s ass?

His ass was amazing.

He fucked up his face with weird surgery

[quote] His ass was amazing.

Why and how did it disappear?

He's a good comic actor but he limited himself by sticking to kiddy/family fare. Melissa & Joey was for Gen Xers and older Millennials who grew up watching Clarissa, Sabrina and Blossom.

Joey never managed to transition to a real respectable career. His music career flopped too even though he has actual singing talent. His brothers Matt actually had some decent movies under his belt and Andy had Hawaii Five-0.

I'm surprised Joey hasn't done Hallmark movies yet.

He got too lean. He had a nice body in the ‘90s, now his body fat is lower and he doesn’t necessarily look better for it.

R98 - he looks worse for it actually - pretty much in all areas. And yes - somehow he managed to completely lose that big, fat, fuckable bubble of his. I suppose he might have lipoed it at some point also - why I have no idea. I've seen big butts disappear from mid teen boys to late teens (don't want to sound creepy here and it isn't sexual, but just the truth..), but never in a guy's twenties or thirties. Odd.

I guess he was insecure about having a thick booty and thighs and dieted and worked out like crazy to lose it.

Why would he be “insecure about “having a thick booty and thighs”?

R101 White people think it's "fat" I guess. I remember when white girls hated having big butts and it was mostly a black/Latin thing. Jennifer Aniston was as "thick" as they could get. came Kim Kardashian came...

It's a shame though Joey tried to tone down his beautiful Mediterranean booty

*Then Kim Kardashian came...

Fighting holiday cravings

So "holiday cravings" in Joey-speak = BBC??

He has a new GF (who looks younger) that was wishing him happy birthday on IG the other day. Wonder how long this will last.

She borrowed his eyebrow pencil one time too many.

R45, I see your “Nothing my Love Can’t Fix” and raise you Tommy Puett’s (LIFE GOES ON) “Heart Attack.”

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